Born on a Rotten Day
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| Rating | : | 4.35 (521 Votes) |
| Asin | : | 0743225627 |
| Format Type | : | paperback |
| Number of Pages | : | 208 Pages |
| Publish Date | : | 2013-11-29 |
| Language | : | English |
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I laughed aloud -- except when I read about my sign A Customer Everyone who's read Born on a Rotten Day says the same thing. "It's brilliant, except for the part about my sign."True, this is a scarily right-on book. More than that, it's some of the best writing I've read in a long, long time.If you want to laugh, to lear. Living by the lower octave This is a wonderful, truthful "Eye of God" look into the 12 Astrological signs with a great sense of humor attached to it. As an Astrologer myself, I often secretly cringe when someone tells me their signAlthough I want to assume they live from the higher oct. Rebecca Oshiro said If you are a Virgo, chances are this describes you. I'm not really big into astrology or anything, but I happened to pick this up one day when I was in a Barnes and Noble and the chapter on Virgo was so HILARIOUS I was laughing out loud. It's like someone wrote the chapter with me in mind. It fits another Virg
She is the author of the Rotten Day humorous astrology book series. She is a popular guest on a wide variety of international, national, and regional radio programs. Hazel Dixon-Cooper has been a professional astrologer for more than twenty-five years. She has written astrology articles and columns for a variety of newspapers and magazines, including Cosmopolitan magazine’s Bedside Astrologer column.
Learn how to deal with those dysfunctional people you encounter every day, including how to:-contain a Ram's oversized ego -calm a raging Bull -keep a fickle Twin faithfulIrreverent, biting, and laugh-out-loud funny, Born on a Rotten Day exaggerates the bad, exorcises the good, and puts a new spin on the age-old question -- what's your sign?. In this wickedly funny guide, professional astrologer Hazel Dixon-Cooper casts off sugar-coated astrology in favor of exploring the maladjusted side of the universe.If you want the inside scoop, the real deal, the lowdown on each sun sign, then look no further.It's time to forget those traditional astrology books where Sagittarians are gregarious, Capricorns are ambitious, and Pisceans are dreamers. Dixon-Cooper debunks the myths, reveals the flaws, and examines the dubious virtues of each sun sign. Discover how to use your own inner brat to outwit bullies, outmaneuver manipulators, and win those endless games that lovers play. Instead, enter a world where Archers are loud-mouthed bores, Goats are pompous social climbers, and Fish are chronically helpless
Born on a Rotten Day takes us on a seriously humorous ride through the land of truth and consequences. Funnier and franker than your best friend after three drinks, she reveals the black holes among the stars. . Not Dixon-Cooper. I highly recommend it to anyone who has chosen to go on living and prefers to do so intelligently.Matthew Abergel author of Gay Stars and Work Your Stars Most astrologers accentuate the positive too much. Jonathan Cainer Britain's No. 1 newspaper astrologer It made me laugh.Suzanne White novelist and creator of The New Astrology Dixon-Cooper reveals what every astrologer knows but none has ever dared say