A Fashionably Dead Christmas (Hot Damned)
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| Rating | : | 4.86 (977 Votes) |
| Asin | : | 1531888992 |
| Format Type | : | paperback |
| Number of Pages | : | 339 Pages |
| Publish Date | : | 2018-01-22 |
| Language | : | English |
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Her addictions include laughing really hard with friends, shoes (the expensive kind), Target, Coke Zero Cherry with extra ice in a styrofoam cup, bejeweled reading glasses, her kids, her super-hot hubby and collecting stray animals. NYT and USA Today best selling author, Robyn Peterman writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. credits, she now lives i
A former professional actress, with Broadway, film and T.V. . About the Author NYT and USA Today best selling author, Robyn Peterman writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. Her addictions include laughing really hard with friends, shoes (the expensive kind), Target, Coke Zero Cherry with extra ice in a styrofoam cup, bejeweled reading glasses, her kids, her super-hot hubby and collecting stray animals. She writes snarky, sexy, funny paranormal and snarky, sexy, funny contemporaries. credits, she now lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count. Writing gives her peace and makes her whole, plus having a job where she can work in her underpants works really well for her
A fun crazy family Christmas story! This book is a must read. I love Astrid and her sarcastic profane big mouth:) She is a great character with her family consisting of mother nature, God, Jesus, satan, etc. any family get together I have pales in comparison. This book illustrated in detail how such a family as th. Gotta love Astrid and her family. I love Astrid and her family. Who knew how man things could go wrong at a gathering. With each new arrival we have a new dilemma. The humor and fun that Astrid and her family always bring to a situation are unrivaled. These stories make me smile and giggle the whole time I read . Lord have mercy It was hard for me to read this episode. I had to stop quite a few times to laugh. I can't think of a worse possible Christmas. Perhaps a bit of this has happened to the author. I truly hope not. The puns flow like water. Pure genius.
Christmas from now on will be at a freakin' spa for the undead - no poles for dancing and no slumber parties with the devil. Never, never again. Mixing heaven and hell on my cousin's famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. So instead I'll deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars, and catering by Mother Nature. Ethan and I can't even find a room with working lock on the door to spread a little holiday cheer. Elf on a Shelf? Seated with style. Invitations sent to entire immortal family to celebrate the holiday? Possibly the stupidest damn thing I've ever done. Baby Jesus on the mantle? Fourteen neatly in a row. This is a holiday paranormal romantic comedy novella for your listening pleasure! It's Christmas at the Cressida House, and all hell is breaking loose. I'd like to chalk my heinous idea up to having been falling-down drunk, but that won't fly, as it's insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on. Life-size Nutcracker? Creepy, but standing proud. To complicate matters, our new family pet thinks the whole house is his toilet. I wanted my baby's first Christmas to be special - memorable. Tree? Decorated and lit. I just have to make it through the next 24 hours without beheading a beloved one. Merry freakin' Christmas - and Happy New Year.